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t takes me about 15 hours to fully wake up in the morning 
I don't always contradict myself but when I do I don't
My New Years resolution is to be more active. Sexually.
Show dominance on an airplane by calling the flight attendants bartenders.
The sooner you give up on me, the easier this will be for both of us.
How the hell did we go from “Mexico will pay for the wall” to not paying government workers until the American Taxpayers pay for the wall?
I haven't failed, I just found several ways it won't work.
Make sure to put the letter "L" in the world clocks when you google grandfather clocks.
If "HE" were an indian, his name would be Talking Buttocks.
May the Kool-Aid be strong with you.
If a menu item costs a dollar, you give up all rights to complain about it, even if it has pubes in it...
I'm at the age where I don't party hard I party mildly.
Just want to wish everyone a happy new year!....in case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
I call my pecker Whitesnake because here I go again on my own.
My mom says hunnie your room is full of trash I be like mom my ex isn't here anymore
The last place to celebrate the New Year's eve celebration is the tiny north pacific Island Midway Atoll with the population of about 60.
Southers New Year's tradition is to eat black eyed peas, hog jowls or ham hocks, and collard greens on New Year's .
Stock markets close out on worst year since 1931. Well, we did say we wanted to go back in time, to the good old days.
Fun fact: the tiny island of Tonga is one of the very first areas in the world to celebrate the New Year.
On new year's eve, tonight while counting down the last 10 seconds, Lift yout left leg so you start the new year out on the right foot, making all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! Happy new years guys! Be safe, please. 😘 