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Burying bodies in the backyard
not smarter than orthers, he just hides his ignorance better.
needs some magic dust to sprinkle over my problems to make them disappear... like a wizard. or a crack addict...
Some People are like slinkies,, not good for anything, but fun to watch tunmble down stairs(:
Thinks your so vain you proberly think this status is about you!
the story in Balamory
ti esrever dna 'ʇı dılɟ uʍop ƃuıɥʇ ʎɯ ʇnd ı
drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM
vertically challenged
like this and like that and like this and uh
not the empire but I still strike back...
hated it when old aunts used to come up to her at weddings, poke her in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Can anyone help me with some DIY plumbing? I've been looking for a book for beginners by someone called Lee King. Anyone?
knows that your husband isn't realy taking tennis lessons on Sundays...
eating chocolate he found in the backyard.
wants to play co-ed naked twister with a couple hot chicks.
needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face." Put it beside the "Like" button. Just a suggestion.
laughing at the homeless and punching the elderly!
tired of following his dreams, he/she is just gonna ask where they are going and hook up with them later
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