Funny Status Messages

   your father smells of elder berries

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating

   Don't cry over spilt milk. Unless, you're stranded on a island and a genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure in exchange for your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.

   hitting you one more time baby.

   wants to be a millionaire.

   throwin a beat down.

   thinks that nothing tears a family apart like adultery. Or a pack of wolves.

   knows the muffin man.

   lives in a pineapple under the sea.

   blames it on the alcohol.

   wore lowrise jeans in her 20s to show off her figure. Now I wear them with a large hoodie so that I have more gut room when I go to Chilis.

   feelin on your butt, what.....

   dude ! !, where's my car????

   legally insane, please dont worry, if you have any worries feel free to call our help line on: 01904 48 1234.

   thinks everyone needs to chill out. Don't harsh my mellow!

   looking at pictures of your girl friend on facebook:P

   discovered the secret of the universe, but forgot it after he woke up.

   ......That'swhat she said...lol

   wow! thanks lord tomorow is World Facebook Day!