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wondering what his dad meant when he said he should have rolled over and shot me out the window... 
taking shots of NyQuil and RedBull...
wandering around the neighborhood wearing nothing but bells on his nipples
the coolest thing since sliced bread
taking a dump over the railing of an overpass and making bird noises
a russian factory worker that loves tee-bagging homeless people
making love to a big hairy trucker named Kim
currently stealing your car stereo, stay on the computer!
busier than Mr. Jackson at a daycare!
saved a lot of money by switching to NO car insurance
going to punch your teeth down your throat and come after them like a deranged tooth fairy!
lets party like its 2012....oh wait...
thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.
thought I saw a puddy cat!
has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!
playing musical electric chairs
thought he had Swine Flu....it turns out he was just really bored
100 percent natural
going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!
in your garden, peeing on your tomatoes...
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