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   messageicon wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
←Rate | 04-27-2009 20:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a safe full of cherries cuz he likes to pop it and lock it.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:41 by Tony | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank god...no...evolution?!...whatever: IT'S FRIDAY!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:14 by Jagger | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon quoting garfield: mondays suck!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:08 by Jagger | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon tired of using technology
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:01 by Jagger Comments (0)  


   messageicon watering his plastic flowers.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 16:30 by Connor | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for Godot.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 12:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if a turtle loses its shell, does that make it homeless or naked?
←Rate | 04-27-2009 09:52 by Troy Bannister | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thnks you can observe alot just by watching
←Rate | 04-27-2009 09:30 by Troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be
←Rate | 04-27-2009 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon seeking Amy so Britney will stop singing about her.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 08:25 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a slag he just enjoys sex!!!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:59 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon your a (C)aring (U)nderstanding (N)inties (T)ype
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:58 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon feelin himself today after wakin up after such a lovely sleep....thank god no one is watchin....:)
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:57 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon what's the difference between a tyre and 365 days of oral sex... one's a goodyear, the other's a f00king great year!!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:54 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a B*I*T*C*H, a Beatiful Individual That Causes Hardons
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:51 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon next time someone calls you a SLAG, say thanks I am Sexy Lovely and Gorgeous
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:50 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cider (Apple), Vodka (Potato), Wine (Grape), Perry (Pear), Archers (Peach), Malibu (coconut). I never realised Just how much fun your 5 a day could be.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:49 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you do wen you see ur ex rollin around your back garden, screamin and shoutin help, help,...stay calm, relax, focus,,, aim and shoot the caunt again..:O)
←Rate | 04-27-2009 04:43 by Irish Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon women are like parking spots; they're whores and liars!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 01:53 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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