Funny Status Messages

   having a conversation on his phone on the bus the other day about his 4 week trip to Mexico. I ended the call, and sneezed! Thats when I noticed the bus was empty!!

   you were on a horse and your uncle ~Jack helped you off, would to return the favor and help your uncle jack off a horse?

   no animal was harmed in the making of this status message posting

   tipped her wine glass and her swine flu everywhere

   needs to sit down in the Thinking Chair and Think...Think...THIIIINNNKK!!!

   Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy face, nice smile .... but thats enough about me, tell me how you are?

   says it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

   said that the day we had a black president would be the day pigs fly. Well, Swine Flu.

   rejects your reality and substitutes his own properly medicated version.

   never finishes anythi

   thinks the world is her oyster. Now if only she could find a shucking knife.....

   has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu

   the wizzard of ahhhs

   naked eating cheetos

   "remember kids. If approached by a bear, rub your body with blueberry syrup and salmon."

   the swine flu. damn you porky pig.

   i am sick , radiating moon beams from my television ..reinforce my mass produce neurosis .....filter through bacon pies and and down spouts of grease help my shoes walk another day ..pass fears and smiles of everyday people

   will be taking cpr and first aid tomorrow. after that, let me know if you need assistance

   has no problem applying Icy Hot to all the sensitive areas.

   feeling sleepy, sneezy, bashful, happy, dopey, grumpy, but i'm not feelin doc though.