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got 2 be better than Jack Bauer. He got scared half to death TWICE and still lived! 
trying to remeber what she wasn't supposed to forget :-/
finished fitting a flux capacitor to his landrover and just realised it wont do 88 mph, NOT EVEN DOWNHILL.
pointing blow dryers at passing cars.
glad to see they are considering banning ED drug ads during the day. I hope the penalties are stiff.
-I would stop eating chocolate but i'm not a quitter!
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, TREE TEQUILA., floor
quit his job in the helium gas factory today!!, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
knows Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...
I pretend to work since they pretend to pay me...
Asks .... Why dont they make mouse flavoured cat food?
Give Yourself a Haircut Tip # 1: Don't
wondering...if jellyfish eat jellybeans..do they get gas?
wishes his lawn was emo, then maybe it would cut itself.
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
wondering...DO SHEEP SHRINK IN THE RAIN?
when life hands you apples, make apple juice!....or I guess you could just eat the apples, its really your call
Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune?
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