Funny Status Messages

   loving his new padded room,

   thinks it's a dog eat dog world, and he somehow ended up wearing ground beef underpants.

   remember! WE LOVE YOU! it's Jesus that thinks you're the stupid idiot.

   has a strong urge to draw devil horns and fart cloads all over the Miley Cyrus billboard...anyone free at midnight?

   my own little world, but its ok - they know me here

   For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!

   having enormous problems flying his kite indoors... why wont this thing god damn work????

   watching paint dry

   going to jam out with her clam out

   sittin in physics class reading all these

   inlove with a surfer who love waves

   telling everybody to remember that there are two words that will open a lot of doors for you " Push and Pull"

   going to be in such good shape now that he found these WII fit Cheat codes!

   learning guitar but needs more lessons!

   destroyed his periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of supprise

   hates Mondays... and condoms

   just ripped his arse hole open with a record breaking turd..

   stuck in an elevator with steve tyler from airosmith and is quite scared.

   annoyed by old people and think they should all be stangled at birth.

   flicked his dog's balls while he wasn't looking..