Funny Status Messages

   thinks if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

   spreading some positive molecules

   i love gummy bears cuz they dont attack when you chew their heads off

   only adding friends that Facebook suggests. If Facebook doesn't think you're worthy of his friendship, X doesn't either !!

   hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.

   works forty hours a week to be this poor

   hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.

   wants to add the element of Surprise to the periodic table.

   rare, like mr. clean with hair

   200 pounds of dynamite with a 3 inch fuse ;(

   if its a long walk on a short beach, do we just pace back and forth..

   Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

   was such a Don Juan growing up, the girls Don Juan anything to do with him...

   just bought a new GPS unit for my car, and it came without directions.

   playing guitar with her private parts

   doesn't understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless

   ıs ndsıpǝ poʍu

   there ever a time when Ramen noodles don't sound good?

   knows Victoria's secret