Funny Status Messages

   life is a journey. The bus is just late

   decided to donate some fat, any takers??

   lying in my lovers arms...ahhh my arms are soo soft

   As I'm getting older I've noticed my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used

   guesses Chris Brown sure taught Rihanna how to breathe with "no air"

   has secretly replaced the Parmesan cheese shaker with a used Pedi-Egg. Will her guests be able to tell the difference?

   stuck in the moment and he can't get out of it...

   watching the news and doesn't understand the fuss about gay marriages and weddings...flowers, classical music, people dancing to the village people and sister sledge...aren't all weddings Gay?

   wouldnt be caught dead with a necrophiliac!

   believes that just thinking about acupuncture is pointless.

   "kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!"

   pretty much an exclamation mark in human form...

   thinks the last place he'd like to be beamed is "Up Scotty"

   wondering where he can get a hardcover version of Facebook

   calculating the square root of tomorrow

   not gaining weight, he's retaining food!

   browsing tube8.com... Haha! I know you will open it.

   watching the news and cannot figure out what the big deal is with Gay marriages & Gay Weddings. Flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge. Aren't all weddings Gay?

   went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

   secretly transformed himself into this status message an is now having sex with your eyes. You are smiling, you must like it. ;)