Funny Status Messages

   such a thrill seeker. when I see "caution wet floor" signs, I speed up.

   waited patiently in line for 'free willy', only to discover it was a film!

   how do you know that a man has a high sperm count?......you have to chew before you can swallow.

   ... This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting...

   handing out sence of humor transplants and you guys are first in line

   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

   ...They called it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken....

   ...Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...

   ...Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...

   had terrible piles since having her children.............. Piles of washing, Piles of ironing, Plies of dishes, Piles of toys.............

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....

   loves how God clearly gave the snake from the story of Adam and Eve possibly the best punishment ever...idiot.

   more dire need of a blow job than any other white man in history

   right on the verge

   thinks you should know that you don't HAVE to be crazy to be my friend...but it helps!!

   now friends with Mili Vanilli

   versatile..........put him in any position and he will always perform

   knows where Carmen San Diego is but is sworn to secrecy

   first there was mad cow disease, then bird flu, and now swine flu........OMFG it's FARMAGGEDDON!

   Type this on your facebook homepage. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B, A + enter then click. The epic code lives on!