Funny Status Messages

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   Bringing sexy back; I just don't know where I left it!

   Beam me up Jesus

   the sex was good...even though the neigbours stopped earlier than usual.

   pitys the fool.

   watching the biggest loser and eating oreos

   Feeling a little groggy today. I think my check-engine light has come on.

   sitting in a tree outside your bedroom window, waiting for you to get home...

   waiting under your bed....

   in your closet, watching you sleep....

   walking his/her gerbil around the block. This could take a while (small legs you know)

   leting his eye lashes hug each other for few hours.

   offline will be right back before you pronounce cattneuvmment bafatdye zsaasssdhgne

   slept with the extended network

   happy that the Statute of Limitations has finally expired, and he can finally admit that he is, in fact, the one who let the dogs out.

   Girls are like butterfly; they land on your hand if you open it for them. they fly away if you chase them.

   doing the Helen Keller and talking with her hips.

   single...and you're going to have to be freakin' awesome to change that!!

   Everything in life is temporary, the happiness and the sorrows, so live your life to the fullest everyday.

   There is always time for everything we want to do in life.