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   messageicon get the HELL out susan boyle.....i never wanna see you on my tv screen ever ever again......
←Rate | 05-30-2009 17:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon : May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who ruins my day, and may their arms be too short to scratch themselves.
←Rate | 05-29-2009 17:06 by Michael Smyth | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....
←Rate | 05-29-2009 11:23 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to climb his neighbours fence, steal his barking dog, put it in my yard and see how he likes to be kept awake all night
←Rate | 05-29-2009 09:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon asking, If Facebook didn't exist, What would you be doing right now????????????????? (Answers below)
←Rate | 05-29-2009 06:32 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon joining the school of Ultimate Spartan Fighting...next lesson: Decapitation
←Rate | 05-29-2009 04:26 by RichardB | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon glad that Archie hooked up with Veronica..my line is clear for Betty now
←Rate | 05-29-2009 03:45 by Prash | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says; Life is so much easier than we think -- All we have to do is this: Accept the impossible, discard the indispensable, put up with the intolerable, and just smile at anything... of coarse doing these things is so much easier on drugs :)
←Rate | 05-29-2009 00:06 by Mark Symons | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon firmly believing that letting her cat sniff her lip gloss was a mistake, it led to kitty brain damaged and resulting in having a dumb future-veggie cat who chases after pathetic lasers half her life
←Rate | 05-28-2009 23:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a virgin... well at least that's what I'm saying to clear up those nasty rumours :D
←Rate | 05-28-2009 21:54 by aaron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon up to his waist in quicksand.. thank god for facebook mobile!!!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 21:50 by aaron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping that she remebers last nite cause I dont.
←Rate | 05-28-2009 21:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the right kinda wrong!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 18:30 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says Put your big girl flaming pink panties on and deal with it!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 18:12 by davizz;e | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon does not admit it...but I think i'm addicted to facebook...is there a web 2.0 rehab nearby?
←Rate | 05-28-2009 15:39 by ahmad | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fastest sprinter in the world is black, the fastest racing driver is black, the most powerfull man is black.....Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 14:56 by Richard Blesovsky | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 potato 2 potato 3 potato phhhhwooahhhhh
←Rate | 05-28-2009 14:46 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to stab you in the neck next time you post quiz results!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 05:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a failed perfectionist
←Rate | 05-27-2009 18:20 by Dilleyboy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says another person gets mauled by a tiger...When are people going to realize they are delicious?
←Rate | 05-27-2009 17:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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