Funny Status Messages

   changing his name to Fred Flintstone cause I make the bedrock!

   thinking she wants me.....................to leave her the hell alone

   a Charmed One

   not shy -- I'm studying my prey.

   wonders if I remove the crust off my sandwich, does that make me the anti-crust?

   noticed that all the girls from his year at school that thought they were too good for me are now either fat, ugly or a frieky combination of the 2. Funny how the tables have turned.

   can't find Tom on facebook.

   going to give you a super poke! Now my finger hurts, thanks!

   FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"

   a victim of LOL'ism

   keeps whats on his mind away from Facebook

   loves to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted...thanks!

   Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour...Hey 1999 called and wants its joke back.

   All you single ladies, put your applications in

   not a tease....just a reminder of what you cant please

   just when the caterpillar thought the world was going great....its cocoon cracked

   a man of [Migrant Worker] wealth, and [Thrills Gum] taste...

   i'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny...

   grew up in a time when pluto was a planet.

   watching LOST waiting for my plane to land in Thailand!!!! Just getting some pointers just in case it crashes on a wired island!!