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   messageicon Bad Spellers Untie!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 19:56 by Ryan Seagren Comments (0)  


   messageicon offering to buy 85% of GM with 10% more than the Government offer. payment will be by Creit Card.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon his "beeralogical" clock is ticking!!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 15:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:55 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon searching for his next ex-girlfriend
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:33 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:29 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hitting higher highs, and lower lows
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:24 by SCURRY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:28 by SCURRY Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing a game of chess against a very cunning fox!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:19 by leeebling | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking till I'm someone else's problem
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  


   messageicon stuck in second gear.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels used and unwanted, like the two chocolate halves of an Oreo cookie after someone has already licked the cream out of them.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 07:32 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon pushed his luck so much so it fell of the cliff.... now only hard work remains!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 02:51 by Pratik | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't have a photographic memory, cos i'm out of film.
←Rate | 06-02-2009 21:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon give me what I want, and no one gets hurt
←Rate | 06-02-2009 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's life is alot like joining the army. It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
←Rate | 06-02-2009 17:07 by J-Dawg | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a great big bodyguard
←Rate | 06-02-2009 17:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon more confused than a retard with a wheres waldo book
←Rate | 06-02-2009 16:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking pimpin is easy it's just not cheap!
←Rate | 06-02-2009 15:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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