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thinks that if you insist on being that fat, atleast tuck you belly in.
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06-05-2009 17:42 by
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a sucker with no self-esteem....ooooo aaaayyyy yaaa aaa yaaa ayyy aaa yeaaa
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06-05-2009 16:38 by
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will grow up one day...just not today
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06-05-2009 13:18 by
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loves automatic doors. they make him feel like a jedi
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06-05-2009 09:05 by
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found that while laying on his back he can... ¡dod ɐpos dıs uɐɔ
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06-05-2009 06:58 by
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people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
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06-05-2009 05:44
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the funny thing about this message is that one you realize its pointless its too late to stop ;)
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06-05-2009 02:03 by
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cooler then the other side of the pillow
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06-04-2009 23:42 by
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Who wants to go drink some vodka?
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Jon & Kate's marital counselor.
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06-04-2009 18:00 by
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Wishes life had an 'UNDO' option....
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06-04-2009 17:53 by
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everytime I type "revise" in predictive text, it comes up "retire". My phone predicted correct.
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06-04-2009 15:01 by
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wonders if crematoriums offer discounts for burn victims
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not doing what Simon says
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06-04-2009 13:14 by
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strained his left testicle at the gym, and is now sitting on an angle to ease the pain.
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06-04-2009 12:04 by
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wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.
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06-04-2009 12:01 by
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your actions don't have a backspace button, choose them wisely
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06-04-2009 08:30 by
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fears dying alone. Which is why she plans on taking some of you with her. :D
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06-04-2009 07:37 by
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always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
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06-04-2009 03:11 by
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--^v--^v--^v--^v--_________^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death !!!!!
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