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   messageicon thinks that if you insist on being that fat, atleast tuck you belly in.
←Rate | 06-05-2009 17:42 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a sucker with no self-esteem....ooooo aaaayyyy yaaa aaa yaaa ayyy aaa yeaaa
←Rate | 06-05-2009 16:38 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will grow up one day...just not today
←Rate | 06-05-2009 13:18 by marisa | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves automatic doors. they make him feel like a jedi
←Rate | 06-05-2009 09:05 by karl | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon found that while laying on his back he can... ¡dod ɐpos dıs uɐɔ
←Rate | 06-05-2009 06:58 by thullqst | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
←Rate | 06-05-2009 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the funny thing about this message is that one you realize its pointless its too late to stop ;)
←Rate | 06-05-2009 02:03 by Derek man Comments (1)  


   messageicon cooler then the other side of the pillow
←Rate | 06-04-2009 23:42 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to go drink some vodka?
←Rate | 06-04-2009 18:25 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jon & Kate's marital counselor.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 18:00 by Joshua C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishes life had an 'UNDO' option....
←Rate | 06-04-2009 17:53 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon everytime I type "revise" in predictive text, it comes up "retire". My phone predicted correct.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 15:01 by Graham Adams | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if crematoriums offer discounts for burn victims
←Rate | 06-04-2009 14:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not doing what Simon says
←Rate | 06-04-2009 13:14 by Me! | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon strained his left testicle at the gym, and is now sitting on an angle to ease the pain.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 12:04 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 12:01 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon your actions don't have a backspace button, choose them wisely
←Rate | 06-04-2009 08:30 by Jo | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon fears dying alone. Which is why she plans on taking some of you with her. :D
←Rate | 06-04-2009 07:37 by Gina | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 03:11 by machenton | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon --^v--^v--^v--^v--_________^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death !!!!!
←Rate | 06-04-2009 02:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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