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wants to get his Chill in, but instead is getting his Hang on 
's inner child has diaper rash.
possibly doing something illegal right now.
microwaving metal objects.
doesn't need your attitude...he's got one of his own!
one of your 5 a day
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
:: What doesn't kill you... will probably hurt like hell though :P
thinking about sex, pondering about what the risks are and what you can catch. Then it hit me....Life, is sexually transmitted.
thinking about playing old disco records and dressing up like the burger king
reading about a new medication doctors are giving to depressed lesbians called Trydicagain.
such a thrillseeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor' sign, I walk faster
sucking a cock right now...so go away and do not disturb
not a player...he is just good at playing
clicking my heels together and repeating "There's no place like home" over and over again!!! The magic must not work with fuzzy bunny slippers!
accentuating the best and capitalizing the rest....
just got his new Dale Jr. GPS... in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...
riding your discostick
helping Dora get to Mermaid Island
likes you. He will kill you last.
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