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brought the sexy back...now what to do ?!?!
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06-10-2009 15:01 by
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only got 4 minutes to save the world
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06-10-2009 11:56 by
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preparing for his first date:p
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06-10-2009 07:53 by
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been creeping on your profile pic.....
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06-10-2009 00:55 | Tags: Filtered
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had a blind date last night, she got lost.
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06-09-2009 22:15 by
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just wrote a paper about procrastination, it's called...
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06-09-2009 22:14 by
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need of a mouth hug!
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06-09-2009 21:52 | Tags: Filtered
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ashamed of what he did for a klondike bar
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06-09-2009 21:34 by
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knows is all. I just cant remember it all at once!
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06-09-2009 19:47 by
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having penguins for dinner. GO WINGS
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06-09-2009 18:40 | Tags: Filtered
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going to create a 40,000 piece puzzle that says "get a life" when completed.
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06-09-2009 10:31 | Tags: Filtered
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says hey ladies I'm starting up my own social web site, a cross between MySpace and FaceBook called MyFace, wanna get on?
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06-09-2009 09:26 by
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wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
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06-09-2009 08:21
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a weapon of mass destruction.
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06-08-2009 21:38 by
nicolethomas
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thinks he has hearing aids........too much phone sex!
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06-08-2009 19:03 | Tags: Filtered
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despised and idolized either way I'm recognized
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06-08-2009 17:52 by
PJM again lol
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absolutely willing to work on weekends ... granted that weekdays are off.
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06-08-2009 04:12 by
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trying to figure out how to set my laser printer to stun
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06-07-2009 23:36
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planning on living forever- so far, so good
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06-07-2009 23:35
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wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.
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06-07-2009 22:33 by
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