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I just overheard someone use the phrase, "I don't have all day." I'm sitting here thinking, "How could you not have all day? We all get the same 24 hours, dont we?" 
i have my grandmothers heart, my grandfathers strength, my mothers looks and my fathers structure and thats why I am unique in every way! =]
against picketing, but doesn't know how to show it.
eating at Jesus'...today's special...unlimited bread and fish!
messing about with google maps..still giggling cos theres alot of Beaver in america, some small...some huge!!.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
going to wear underwear on the outside of his clothes tomorrow to see if people assume he's crazy, or a superhero.
helping chinese people name their newborn babies by knocking a tin can down the stairs
feels sorry for the rabbitt who nevers gets trix - it just proves kids are mean to animals!!
making sure he doesn't drink and drive. He might spill his beer.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an idiot
coo coo for Cocoa Puffs
When it comes to driving, anybody going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone going faster than me is a maniac.
you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing
wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?
No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's a minute
will not be your emotional tampon
thinking if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.
figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel 