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has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest! 
wants to borrow your top
waiting for a call last night !! put my phone under my pillow ,woke this morning phone gone 50p in its place ,, chuffin blue tooth fairy !!!
most confusing day in a black kids life? fathers day
Says, the early bird gets the worm, but who wants a worm anyways?
if I had a coin for every time I said ''i'm depressed I probably would've afforded my own shrink!!!!!
aware of Vancouver's high asian population... so shouldn't they build a wall to keep mongolians out?
keeps mixing up Myspace and Facebook and is always inviting people to come on My Face.
saving trees by eating beavers
couldn't repair your brakes, so he made your horn louder.
now a fan of getting hot in the pants
don't wake me up i'm working
a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that he never knew his real ladder.
Googling his Twitter all over your Facebook. ;)
you just have to learn to forget about the people ....who forgot about you
Sometimes growing up .......means growing a p a r t.
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
thinking aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
thinking God must love stupid people...he made so many! 