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busier than a one legged river dancer
wondering if he's ever going to take life seriously
Hey you, Yeah you, Not you,The onther guy. You right there, Yes you! Do you like tacos?
having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes
wants to borrow your daughter for 2 hours.
counting to infinity
want to work 2 dayz & get 5 dayz off....and get da same pay :D
busy doing nuthing
sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good - just like now :)
in a relationship with Kate Gosselin.
going to pull a borat on megan fox
Loves his new Tshirt, it's a I love people who hate I love Tshirts Tshirt!!!!
hasn't slept for 10 days.....that would be too long.
!xob txet egassem sutats eht dniheb deppart m'I !PLEH
wants you to know, playing video games makes me have to go Wii!
What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.
let his brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back. Turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender
Moo...I'm a pig.
Love your enemies, it'll scare the hell out of them 