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   messageicon I was blowing Bubbles when I heard Michael Jackson died from a heart attack - how very ironic.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 02:44 by Mark Symons | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Just think about the music out today. lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cyrus? Jonas Brothers?
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:56 by NYK | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The government has just released a statement saying that Micheal Jackson cannot be cremated as this will go against their green agenda. Because he is 80% plastic he will have to be recycled
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now all the lil boys can sleep easy ( no more nightmares about being kidnapped and flown to neverland)
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:14 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson is dead and the plans are to melt down his body to make plastic toys so that little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard Weird Al just faked his own death.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 22:14 by Scott T Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime?.....when the big hand touches the little hand
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:51 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did Michael Jackson say when he saw an elastic band on the floor?....."It's just another part of me"
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:48 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP jacco you touched us all
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon abc easy as 123
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon this is a happy day for The Beatles..
←Rate | 06-25-2009 20:32 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon half price concert tickets in july in London...anyone?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 19:47 by Pete N Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon it aint gonna suck it self mama!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 16:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a complicated relationship with Jade Goody
←Rate | 06-25-2009 16:36 by RichieG | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon being a twat, and would advise you to do the same thing
←Rate | 06-25-2009 15:52 by alex | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists have found a ground breaking, all natural way to cure insomnia. They call it church.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 11:57 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  



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