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I was blowing Bubbles when I heard Michael Jackson died from a heart attack - how very ironic.
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06-26-2009 02:44 by
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starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Just think about the music out today. lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cyrus? Jonas Brothers?
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06-26-2009 00:56 by
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Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...
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06-26-2009 00:50
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The government has just released a statement saying that Micheal Jackson cannot be cremated as this will go against their green agenda. Because he is 80% plastic he will have to be recycled
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06-26-2009 00:02 | Tags: Filtered
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Now all the lil boys can sleep easy ( no more nightmares about being kidnapped and flown to neverland)
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06-25-2009 23:51
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thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?
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06-25-2009 23:14 by
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Michael Jackson is dead and the plans are to melt down his body to make plastic toys so that little kids can play with him for a change.
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06-25-2009 23:11 | Tags: Filtered
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just heard Weird Al just faked his own death.
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06-25-2009 22:14 by
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How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime?.....when the big hand touches the little hand
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06-25-2009 21:51 by
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What did Michael Jackson say when he saw an elastic band on the floor?....."It's just another part of me"
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06-25-2009 21:48 by
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RIP jacco you touched us all
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06-25-2009 21:48 | Tags: Filtered
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abc easy as 123
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06-25-2009 21:47 | Tags: Filtered
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this is a happy day for The Beatles..
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06-25-2009 20:32 by
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half price concert tickets in july in London...anyone?
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06-25-2009 20:09
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Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!
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06-25-2009 19:47 by
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wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
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06-25-2009 18:55 by
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it aint gonna suck it self mama!
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in a complicated relationship with Jade Goody
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06-25-2009 16:36 by
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being a twat, and would advise you to do the same thing
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06-25-2009 15:52 by
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Scientists have found a ground breaking, all natural way to cure insomnia. They call it church.
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06-25-2009 11:57 by
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