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   messageicon the reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are not true....he was in the children's ward having a stroke
←Rate | 06-26-2009 21:53 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon my friends here on FB keep poking me and I like it (mood= naughty)
←Rate | 06-26-2009 21:41 by Carolyn | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon really enjoying siving through hundreds of Micael Jackson Posts, most of wich are the same, in an attempt to try and find a good post.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 21:10 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon reckons you can tell Michael Jackson wasn't well...he's been getting paler and paler for years....
←Rate | 06-26-2009 19:09 by purplepixie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon shocked to find Michael Jackson has been reincarnated as a plastic bag in his/her kitchen. So much for your former life not reflecting your current life, it still says "keep away from children"!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 19:07 by purplepixie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard jacko died from shock after hearing boys to men are a band not a delivery service.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 19:05 by purplepixie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the doctor looked at it his watch for Michael's time of death. The big hand was touching the little hand.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 15:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon their doing a movie about MJ it's going to be called the man inside the boy
←Rate | 06-26-2009 15:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not felt this ripped of since the OJ trial!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 14:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hearing reports that Jackson's cardiac arrest was brought on when his agent told him he would be touring with the Jonas Brothers.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 13:54 by Nick | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blame it on the sunshine,Don't blame it on the moonlight,Don't blame it on the good times, Blame it on the prescription drugs
←Rate | 06-26-2009 12:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:59 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:41 by Daron Garrett Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks jakko has defo gone to a better place, he can have sex with all the boy he likes, priests do it and they still go to heaven .....
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:17 by nicky white | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has started calling the office secretaries his minions muahaha!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon abc, easy as 1 2 3.....CLEAR, nurse recharge where losing him.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 06:20 by nicky white | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon : The Jacson Five are now The Jackson 4
←Rate | 06-26-2009 04:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the world had a crazy week, two rich white women and Ed McMahon have passed.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 04:05 by turmoil Comments (0)  



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