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if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN 
read in the Kmart ad that as a tribute to Michael Jackson, they are running a sale on little boys underwear .. they are 1/2 off!
Girls are like horoscopes,,they always tells us what to do and they are always wrong !!!
is secretly hoping that the video her and Paris Hilton made last night gets 'accidently' discovered
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much Tesco-brand vodka... Every little helps!
doesn't use no double negatives.
god.... temporarily
drives way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
heard that the Jackson Family has asked, in memoryu of Michael, all little boys to wear their pants at half mast today
shocked to hear of the discovery of the body of the local pizza man covered in cheese and pepperoni....police believe he topped himself
Did Something happen to Michael Jackson?
glad people are more worried about mj dying then the fact that North korea wants to nuke us back into the freakin stoneage... you all really got your priorities sorted out well
answers Bob Dylan's question: "How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?" The answer is 14! Now get a job you freaking hippie!!!
smarter than a 5th grader
"Shut up facebook.I'm trying to do my homework,"
Michael Jackson is gone but none can be sure of the cause of death. Was it the Sunshine? The Moonlight? The Good Times? Or Boogie?
just flooded her bathroom, kudos.
Well in happier news....Abe Vigoda is still alive!!
Imagine if the Amish had Facebook and played Mafia wars it would go sumtin like this ...."You were attacked by Don Yoder he has beaten you with A hoe, 3 horse n buggies, 6 bonnets, 3 aprons and a goat taking 1 energy and built you a chair!!!!!" 