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I don't know about you, but if corpses don't rise from the ground and renact the Thriller video at Jacko's funeral I will never be happy again. 
a secret agent...oh crap.
found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!
hates people that take drugs... customs for example
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silence is golden but duct tape is silver
laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?
thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want
ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi
I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!
used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.
some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full... I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let her sleep.
wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit
taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!
thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
that most likely, Tito will be handing out more than his usual amount of tissues this weekend.
doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
beatby my computer at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing
man on toilet, is high on pot. 