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Man, somedays I just miss Del Taco 
just thought I would put a sign out in front yard that reads "firewood for sale" even though I have no firewood to sell...always wanted to do that
believes a day spent wasted is never a wasted day!
Man, Life in the fallen World ain't easy, Trials, hardships. Whats my comforts supposed to be? Is it that there might be a better day? I don't know I will just Cry to the Lord
turning into a werewolf ...........Grrrrrr...
wants to be adopted by Madonna too
stares at you when you're asleep.
had some eggs at a place called Sam N Ella's this morning. I'm not feeling too well now
people go on holiday then come on facebook to chat..................ARE YOU FOR REAL
Doesn't understand why the Mr. Softee guy didn't laugh when I suggested he try Viagra
thinking outside the box because its 2 uncomfortable inside it.
looking for a lover, no, not you, you, over there, with the big....
was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
Crowded Elevators always smell different to midgets....
......I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.
am I the only person who thinks Michael Jackson isn't dead ..... he's just hiding with Elvis.
created an idiot proof facebook status, click >HERE< to see it
in a relationship with Farrah. X changed his relationship status to "complicated
swayed by the way you think 