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he is going to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. 
may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.
the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.
getting annoyed by the talking elmo
Saw a huge yard that had a "Keep off the Grass" sign in the middle, & I wondered...How did they put it there?
hates people that take drugs... Customs for example
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk
enjoyed that domestic with the skunk, don't think he will be returning
on a diet, I expected to put on 7lbs last weekend ..but only put on 3lbs, so I actually lost 4lbs...result!!
kicked a squirrel, and he liked it.
spooky three two use 105 shells, BRING THE RAIN!
the kind of person who puts empty milk jugs back in the fridge.
a big______________. (you decide)......p.s. please no ex- girlfriends reply!
i couldent care less where you are on your holiday,your the using facebook while on holiday sado
We now go live to ollie williams with an update on _____ Ollie? HES/SHES SLEEPING! thanks ollie
was trying to live the "Sorority Life" in "Farmville", but got caught up in the "Mafia Wars" at "Farmtown".....now my "Farkle" is all "Bejeweled" up!!!!!...help!!!!!
getting so old that intead of doing Tequila shots...I'm doing Metamusil shots...
Marriage is Love, yet love is blind....Does that mean marriage is an institution for the blind???
if your bored and you know it READ MY STATUS!!
so good, I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. 