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BoycottingTheSpacebar. 
chasing fat people with a salad.
thinks the fine people at Aleve are very wise indeed. For headaches, take two Aleve, and keep away from children.
thinking of going to veterinary school and learning taxidermy. His business motto will be "No matter what happens you get your dog back"
had a really hot curry last nite, and is now suffering with ring of fire syndrome.
if you thought for one minute that our goverment was in control,ever ran with its own ideas, or has our intrests at heart...google COMMON PURPOSE and tell me why this is so very wrong...
...in a show of mourning MJ's death, Pro and amateur golfers alike are wearing one glove.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life....
There are three stages in a person's life: You believe in Santa Claus; you don't believe in Santa Claus; you are Santa Claus.
Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
HaHa, the other day I ... um, no wait... that wasn't me......
Dear Auntie Em, I hate you, I hate Kansas. I'm taking the dog. Dorothy...
yes, sarcasm is one of the services we offer here
really wants to blow something up... I think ive been watching too many michael bay movies
opened the illegal end of the Little Debbie box and I don't care who knows it!
...it's not delivery or Digiorno's tonite.. its homemade
just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to swim in a very amusing manner.
waiting for MTV to check out my crib...
only paying for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable. 