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   messageicon found Waldo!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the top of the world, looking down on creation...
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Americans would 'shake' the image of being overweight and lazy if we had to peddle in order to power our computers, thus making us all in shape.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:26 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes he could grow hair out of his ears. Girls love a mature and well established man, and whats more mature and well established than a guy with ear hair?
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to be bulletproof next time
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:58 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon life is precious...waste it wisely
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:25 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's happy-go-lucky attitude is proof positive of better living through pharmaceuticals!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon good girls go to heaven but bad girls go EVERYWHERE
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon it doesn't matter how poor you are...if you've got family...your rich
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon as confused as a cow on astro turf
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:59 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when people are late...i feel like their stealing my a piece of my life
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon has the feeling she needs to do the housework, gonna sit down with a coffee and wait for the feeling to pass
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves animals...especially in gravy
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon about go over to my grandmas house at 3 A.M in the morning so I can wake her up and get on her nerves!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 02:06 by whitehead | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking his Leggo My Eggo Defense" will not hold up in a court of law.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 01:51 by Vybe | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon what the hell.......what is that following me? Oh thats the money I could be saying. *que music*
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:27 by znicest | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why is your full attention on my status bar. To late your caught already.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:24 by znicest | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks virgins just don't know what they're missing...
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:08 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I'm right, I'm right. When I'm wrong I could have been right. So I'm right because I could have been wrong!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 19:20 by Imaad | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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