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reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol 
wondering if Jesus ever wore a W.W.I.D bracelet?
proud of himself. He just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years!
a GREAT source of protein...come and get it!
riding the ponys outside walmart and has ran outta quarters! SEND HELP!!
playing the fuzzy bunny game
denies eating rubber
walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grimm reaper!
has got Hulk's on Tap, N%$GA!
trust him with your life, not your money or your wife.
the best money can buy...or bribe.
remembers when we lost the keys and you lost more than that in my back seat, baby!
want's your boobs to stop staring at his eyes.
barking up the wrong tree.
likes RICE! It's great when you're really hungry and want 2000 of something!
is your density, I mean, your destiny
going to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.....
has fly kicked the sheepdog....choke slammed the shepard, and is just about to jump that big fence to see whats on the other side!.
a short leg and walks in circles
very aware of Shamwow imitators. i'm keeping an eye on them right now... 