Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   what you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth.

   You know I'm a Duke boys fan..but how is it Luke always knows short cuts that Bo doesn't? They're always in the car together!!

   Wow..Thought I just seen a cool bass boat next to me, turns out to be a 64 Impala!

   pretending he is driving on a dirt road in Hazzard county..Yee-Hawww!

   Schizophrenia- Me against all of me.

   Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

   Iphone has just patented anti sexting software..brett favre your going to want to get a DROID

   Hates it when I can't tell if it's a man or woman smiling at me. I don't know whether to smile back or run!!

   looking at the NFL schedule, the NFL needs to change who plays the Thanksgiving game. It should be Patriots vs. Redskins in Washington. Then, after the game, the Patriots kill the Redskins and take their stadium away from them...

   everyone was clapping for me when I got off the plane...I bet those military guys behind me were jealous.

   The only people who complain about FB having to much drama...is the people who just got caught doing something they wasnt supposed to be doing

   I life without mistakes, is a life full of mistakes!

   I quit wishing after I fell down the well.

   A save electricity sign: "Don't you hate it when someone turns you on, and then just leaves?"

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   Ever sneeze so hard that it started raining

   Another day of saying stuff I don't mean and thinking stuff I don't say.

   Muggers accept all major credit cards.

   I will always forgive you, I only want you to realize what you have done wrong.

   Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...