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   messageicon wants to do something different today so is thinking about sitting on the TV to watch the sofa!!!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 05:34 by itsmyswag Comments (0)  


   messageicon Machete Don't Facebook
←Rate | 10-28-2010 04:25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Every time I finish some chilli n cheese nachos I feel dirty about myself.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:46 by ILL | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon you better check yourself... before you wreck yourself.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate it when you hop out the shower & the first thing you feel is that" I have to doo doo feeling " I swear poop has no respect at all !!!!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:33 by ILL Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the whole month of November I'll be starting a new business. I'm going to give out free rebound sex to all of the heart broken females out there. I know.... I know.... It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:21 by ILL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama slogan went from " Yes We Can" to " Thought We Could".
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:20 by ILL Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am tired of being an adult... Can't I just play all day!?
←Rate | 10-27-2010 23:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really? If you can pee that high, DEFINITELY join the fire brigade. Yah
←Rate | 10-27-2010 23:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What the f**k's wrong with your face?! Christ on a bike, next time you're smiling, warn me
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Genius - The ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullsh*t that all makes perfect sense
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:46 by kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for the frog? No, that one.... No, THAT one. Goddammit, how much for the frog, that one with the tail?... Well excuse me! How much for the lizard then
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever invented calories is gonna get their face f***ed with ice cream cake.. .
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buffalo wings? Are you insane? Those cows can't fly. It's a lie, I tell you
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life's a beach....and i'm playing in the sand...
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so my xgirlfriend just caught me banging her sister, this is a good time for the kool-aid guy to jump through the wall
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my girlfriend just popped in on trying on her bra's.. this would be a good time for me to shove a twix in my month
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just kicked off of public transportation
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 out of 10 guys likes girls with big boobs. The 10th guy likes the other 9 guys
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:34 by rockerch!ck Comments (0)  



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