Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
Hates putting lights on the Christmas tree, she feels like an elf being punished for being to tall 
If attitude was a tool I'd be a weapon of mass destruction, or at least a butter knife.
wondering if Facebook is hiring because I just put in my 40 hrs this week.
When a cop asks you, "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?" It is never a good idea to respond, "Because my tires look like donuts?"
just wants to be someones "Dirty little secret!"
Ever been in such a hurry you try getting out of your car with your seatbelt still on? It wasn't just me right?
going to triple dog dare someone to lick a flagpole this winter.
My thermostats are revealing just how cold it is today ~ Note to self: Get a thicker bra...
Due to the amount of spam by a high number of people playing this number game, I will now block/hide every person from my newsfeed who is doing this.. You have killed our newsfeed with personal msgs and spam. This is not twitter, so please stop
When you are feeling down because everyone is against you just remember that....Nationwide is on your side.
I'm not feeling myself today....perhaps I should feel somebody else.
There comes a time in life when all you can do is just slap the b*tch!
Up against my facebook wall and spread em!
I just saw a commercial where every line at Walmart was staffed with a cashier. It's amazing what fantasy you can create on television!
Anything is possible with the right attitude and sledgehammer.
Well someone has to be sober.......NOT IT!
Can you go out with me? ❒ Yes ❒Maybe ✔No
An optamist can easily be let down, but a pessamist will never be dissapointed.
can't wait to see the drunk version of me on camera
Me + Nyquil = <3
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
