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I'm so old I remember when Amazon dating used to be called a mail order bride. 
Hooters is not closing per se. It's going strictly delivery. It's changing its name to "Knockers"...
If you didn't have a significant other on Valentine's Day but still hoping to meet someone, go mingle around the 50 to 70% off candy section.
I avoided the fat little chubby kid with wings carrying a weapon and marking myself safe after The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre.
Happy singles awareness day everyone!
Now that Valentine's Day is over and cake candy and flowers are 50% off, if anyone's interested I'm single!
Cops just left. They said if I want to walk around my house naked, I have to do it inside...
I'm on this new diet. I only eat after my wife agrees to sex. So far I've lost 72lbs.
$300.00 to buy a ticket to see Rage Against the Machine makes me think that they now are the machine.
I think we have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?
Happy Valintimes, as I love you more then I can express on a website sent by means of a plastic artificial intelligence device <3
Going thru my friends list and deleting every 5th person because statistically speaking, they have an STD.
F-book has gone from a social media platform, to an entity bent on 'protecting' people from the truth.
Had one of those DNA test done. Turns out I'm related to Adam and Eve.
Dove chocolates taste way better than their soap
You're the only one - Valentine's Day cards on sale 2 for $5
Thanks, but I think I'll pass on clicking on your link that scans all my personal facebook information into some unknown database to tell me what color my aura is.
Don't be sad if you're alone on Saint Valentine's Day as it could be worse like how it turned out for poor Saint Valentine who for the love of a woman was imprisoned then beat to death with clubs.
Tide Pods? When I was a kid we ate normal things like dog biscuits.
PESSIMIST : Someone who can look at the land of milk and honey, and see only calories and cholesterol ! 