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Why do men complain about women nagging when it could all be solved so easily? DO IT THE FIRST TIME WE ASK! 
believes insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it. ツ
snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
you wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch.
will not discriminate against the following: race, religion, sex, or creed. However UGLY... I have to draw the line somewhere!
Status will update in 5 minutes...If not, read this again...
I can still see my feet, so seconds is still allowed.
Just found out I'm the tallest midget in the world
Some people should not be allowed to have cell phones in their cars. Not me though, I can drive with my knee.
If someone makes a valid point, you don't just get to say 'hater' and walk away feeling like you've won. If you say: 'you're just a hater' they should take away your right to vote or own property.
The only thing in my cupboards is a pregnancy test….. Dam it now I have two problems….
When in doubt, make the jerk-off hand motion.
If my wife ends an argument with "Fine, do what you want!" I'm pretty sure the words "If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep" are implied.
"I knew you'd be back." -The Drawing Board
wondering if dyslexics can truly appreciate alphabet soup...
just had a moment of clarity...now i'm just waiting on the moment of give a sh!t to kick in to see what happens...
It is friggin' cold folks...feels like about 5 degrees with a shrinkage factor of ~9...well, at least for some of us...
Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive and talk on the phone, but not me though because I can drive with my knees.
told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he understands English.
I feel for those straving kids when I see those feed the children commercials...But when they show those kids and the lil fly comes and lands on there heads its a lil over the top..Cuz I dont care how hungry you are you got enough energy to knock a fly aw
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