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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 
So, you say it was a long day huh? Well I bet it was 24 hrs long just like everybody elses!
3 main causes of war: Greed, Racism, Religion. I'll stay away from each.
Anyone remember when MTV was "white"?
On this day thirty years ago.. Mtv still played music videos.
Because we're all so offensive and opinionated, anything about politics, religion, race, current events, and alcohol will always get the most votes and comments.
Bringing a date to a wedding is like taking a deer carcass on a hunting trip
LIFE IS SHORT... PLAY NAKED
I just noticed that I walked around all morning with a ball point pen in my shirt pocket WITHOUT the cap on...think I finally earned the right for my 'Thug Life' tattoo...
has a hangover so bad that the only thing keeping him alive is the hope that he'll drop dead
how do you stop a RAVENS fan from masterbating? Paint it BLACK and GOLD he will never beat it again!
The Green Gay Fudge Packers are going down on Sunday!
Warning!!!! I have character defects and I am not afraid to use them!!!
My hooptie rollin', tailpipe draggin' Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin'
I wish I could be as enthusiastic about life as my dog is about the arrival of the mail man..
I always laugh at myself. If I didn't, everyone else would be having fun without me.
They say a computer keyboard is germier than a toilet. I'm not surprised with all the sh*t emails I get.
Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post.
off to the printer to have my new t-shirts made. I've got, “I beat anorexia” shirts to sell to fat people and, “I beat obesity” shirts to sell to skinny people.
why do all the new smartphones have porn on them? Who in their right mind is out in public thinking, "ya know i'd really like to jerk off right now"? 