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   messageicon I will never understand how someone could kill in the name of religion... or unfriend me on facebook.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:14 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says... I'm going to assume the translation is: "Please think I'm cool."
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:13 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is International Women's day AND ALSO Fat Tuesday.. Coincidence??...I think not
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:10 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can always tell which friends have no life, you can never get a poke up on them.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:04 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's International Womens Day ... thank you women... if it were'nt for women 1/2 of us wouldn't be here.......what? ....
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Millions of anchovies floating in a bay in California? That's going to drive gas prices up.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had so much Peczki today that I can go to Mardi Gras for a Drink and see some girls on International Women Day, Show me your puppies I'll give you some Peczki!!!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:29 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen is just living MY life....with A LOT more money
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:23 by Speedman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Fat Women's Day!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has just realised why his day has been full of people unable to express what they want, failing to consider anyone other than themselves and with unrealistic expectations. Happy International Women's Day everyone.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Mardi Gras and International Women's Day. Now, which one of you b*tches wants to earn some beads?
←Rate | 03-08-2011 12:32 by Dy7lan Comments (2)  


   messageicon Q: How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 12:28 by JimmyWen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 12:20 by Shelton Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's International Womens Day and I don't know why men are so upset . They have their own day too : Palm Sunday.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 12:08 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon MARDI GRAS!!! Because who doesn't love pancakes and tequila!!!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You look just like Natalie Portman, only without the good looks.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 11:21 by orly Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me to pull the trigger. The 10th one says RELOAD!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 10:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still say the gas stations should play some porn on their Pump TV's , might as watch something good while I am being screwed at the pump.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 10:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This must be the has been edition of celebrity apprentice.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 10:39 Comments (0)  



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