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   messageicon considering their age and current physiques, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Sylvester Stallone would be a great street fight, although Stallone has a very slight edge
←Rate | 03-20-2011 17:34 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I argue with myself sometime because I know for a fact that I'll win
←Rate | 03-20-2011 16:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im the swaglord you have been blessed
←Rate | 03-20-2011 16:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Microsoft Word has taught me anything it's that if I want to get a point across, I need to use bullets.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 15:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I'll rememeber; involve me and I'll understand.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 13:54 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me or is majority of your high school friends more ‘Antisocial' these days on Facebook. Like we're all strangers or something…..No? Ok its not just me.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 13:42 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...
←Rate | 03-20-2011 12:52 by Massena43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Methinks someone in Washington has discovered that "Hope and Change" is a lot easier to say than it is to deliver .
←Rate | 03-20-2011 10:16 by none Comments (0)  


   messageicon The national debt is up 40% since Inauguration Day. Unemployment is up 1.2%. We're not only still fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan; we're now engaged with Libya. Gas prices are approaching $4.00/gal, and we're halfway through the fiscal year and sti
←Rate | 03-20-2011 10:14 by none Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to self: That was way to much beer!
←Rate | 03-20-2011 09:24 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon 50% of my weirdness makes the other 50% creepy.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 08:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 05:20 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?
←Rate | 03-20-2011 05:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since when did "Paint By Numbers" make an EYEBROW kit?!?!?!
←Rate | 03-20-2011 04:32 by Bryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon comment "An acute failure of the victim selection process." next time someone post the video of the fat kid body slaming the little bully
←Rate | 03-20-2011 03:28 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: Tan cellulite looks better than pale cellulite.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 01:24 by jt Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love old people because they're wise and smell like soup.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 01:23 by jt Comments (1)  


   messageicon Homeless people dont have it too bad; I mean.......they dont have to pay taxes, WORK, pay bills, hell.......they can freakin sleep anytime they want!
←Rate | 03-20-2011 01:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all you guys out there that "pimp" out your truck , its like dressing your son up in girls clothes.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 01:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Supermoon is awesome!!! Oh wait, that's a streetlight.....
←Rate | 03-20-2011 00:07 by Bill Comments (0)  



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