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With the stay at home order in some states, I wonder how soon it will be before we start hearing about people going stir-crazy like Jack Nicholson in the movie The Shining. 
Thanks for the post!
My friend is terrible at geography...his grade is below C level
My friend comes up to me and says "Hey I smell weed!" I said "Why aren't you 6 feet away?"
All the pigeons be like where the eff is everyone??
there another tax we can pay to stop Covid 19 or does that just work for climate change?
Michigan is now 5th in the nation for Corona virus cases, but I wouldn't worry too much. They'll lose to Iowa and Wisconsin and eventually fall out of the top 20 altogether.
The below post, I checked on his Twitter page. Now I see why he's this stupid. SMH.
This is why the government won’t tell us if aliens are real. You fockers will panic and buy all the tin foil.
Some youths have stolen all the bus stop signs down my road... Where do they get off?
Bees: why are all the humans disappearing
Roses are red, April is grey, I hope we can leave our houses by may.
April Fools Day is a good day to confess your love to your crush. That way you can save face and say "April Fools!" if they reject you.
I hate to brag but strangers were spraying me with Lysol before this all started.
Hormel Foods made their first batch of spam in 1937 With all the food hoarding going on they are about to make their 2nd batch
Sadly, the Coronavirus has better coverage than T-Mobile.
The reporter on CNN said that at the end of the day, the thing that will keep you safe is common sense. Some of you are in serious trouble.
Of course NY has the most cases of Covid-19. It has the most m0r0ns.
If you drive by my house and see my kids picking weeds and crying, keep driving. They're on a field trip. #Quarantined
It's been awhile but I guess now would be a good time to check on my crops and see how they're growing in Farmville. 