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This Fathers Day I would like to thank Maury Povich for his relentless efforts helping many people in the ghetto enjoy a normally very confusing day..... 
The most confusing day in the ghetto is Fathers Day
The most beautifull blessing that can ever be given to anyone:"May the worst day of your future be better than the best day of your past..."
Learning from water. "Adjust yourself in every situation & in any shape", But Most importantly always find out your "own way to flow..."
would like to thank maury povich for letting so many know if they are the father and can celebrate this day
One of the greatest lesson which Life teaches: "There is no market for ur Emotions.So never advertise your feelings,Just display ur Attitude!!"
• A short man is more appealing to women when he is standing on his wallet.
She told me that her p*ssy must always be greeted with a kiss.
Father's Day Then And Now: In 1911, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
My father taught me a lot of things, however, the most important thing he taught me was how to be a great dad. A close second is how to have a conversation with someone for a half an hour even though you can't remember their name or anything else
Daddy I may find my Prince but you wil always be my King....Happy fathers day!!!
Sugar is sweet and so is honey, Beat ya meat and save ya money"!
"I continue to heal from the damage I've caused..." -Weiner
Love is much more interesting when you have a DIRTY mind.
ME: "I wasn't that drunk!" MY FRIEND: “Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.”
Agnostics are just athiests without balls......;)
Just deleted all attractive people from his facebook friends list. Woah that feels better.
Life is all about ideas and who has the better one..
You know you're in trouble if your doctor smirks as you sign a contract.
Fathers Day....the most confusing day in the hood!!!
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