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who else is mad that it's 2011 and we still don't have hover boards and flying cars? 
thinking...almost 70 years ago the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Come this Sunday the US Women's soccer team is going to torpedo Japan!
"Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!
Since this is the last time for the space shuttle, I think we should all dress up as extras from Planet of the Apes when they land
Why didn't Tigger have any friends?....Becaue he played with Pooh....
What happened to the good old days when words never hurt people
- When no one believes you even if everything you say is the truth, hurt a little, cry a little and let the choice be theirs.
: If you can't tolerate me at my Worst, then you sure do not deserve me at my Best!!!
I hate when I am all alone in the house then things like soda cans in the trash decide to pop and make noises!
I wonder what quality the wife of the inventor of Vagisil possessed that made him want to create such a thing
I'm seriously as bored as a vegetarian gay guy at hooters!
If I had a nickel for every time a girl said, “I'm Over him, I deleted his number & deleted him off Facebook” & then their back together the next day.
The amount of paper towel I use to squash and discard a bug is directly related to whether or not I know what kind of bug it is
So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
If at first you don't succeed, sigh, sigh again.
It's amazing how a blue fish with memory trouble can be such a great motivational speaker! "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming".
Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's Maybelline. Or maybe it's Photoshop
aww. you need to wipe your mouth sweetheart, you've got some bull ish on your lips.
as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn
Hey person that always has to make a comment that ruins my status, f*ck off! You're just jealous that I came up with a better status than you.
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