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I Have A Cat Name Milk And He Eats Milk 
I tried coke for the first time last night and never again! From now on, I’ll just stick to Pepsi.
Now that Elmer has been disarmed, prepare for a huge population boom of cartoon rabbits ..
The way we're losing the Coronavirus surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
If I had a dollar for eveytime I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream
My 4th of July plans are all set as I'll be celebrating my independence from the Coronavirus by staying home!
Coronavirus - explained in dancing. You and nine friends are dancing together. One friend is dancing while sprinkling glitter. How many friends leave the dance party wearing glitter?
A mom getting a minivan is like losing one's virginity. It hurts at first, but think of all the stuff they can fit in afterwards.
During the quarantine we got a better chance of seeing Bigfoot than Howie Mandel
Can You Still Get Like Regular Sick Or Is Everything Corona?
How TF Nieman Marcus filed for chpt11 bankruptcy when one of their clothes rack can pay for all of our student loans?
$1.4Bil stimulus sent to people who have died when there are folks still waiting for their 1st check? who cashing em?
Her: Men just want one thing and its disgusting. me- Then you need to wash it!
Thxs for all the b-day wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex, 1dollar Cashapp, bitcoins n Zelle
"Name 1 thing you want to try in the bedroom" Her: "Getting a full 8hrs of sleep"
Would taping or gluing my mustache and beard together meet mask requirements?
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Raisins are the Cougar of Grapes
It's a tough job being the family disappointment but I put in lots of overtime
If you don't like wearing a face mask the next time you go in for surgery don't forget to tell your surgeon to take off their mask as it won't protect them. 