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Just saw the neighbor's little kid trying to put some whipped cream on his pet cat. I'm thinking he overheard something last night he wasn't supposed to 
There is Waaay to much stuff moving around on Facebook! My ADD is definately getting the best of me now!
hey were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it
Ay, were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it
That moment when you hit the submit button and realize you just misspelled a word you went over 100x's with your 7 yr. olds spelling words.
Shagged this model who works for Abercrombie & Fitch last night... She was amazing, them new mannequins are so realistic!
Do you think the employee dicount at a Dollar General Store is,"Here, just Take it."?
You can't buy love.."That's called prostitution"
silence produce the best answer to a stupid question..
what does pink floyd and dale earnhart have in common? their last hit was the wall
People should understand a smile is not an invitation for a conversation.
Women are the reason for reasons.
No offence but, Jesus was an underpaid carpenter before he decided to become a full-time messiah.
People with little or no education love to argue the most.
Woke up this morning and turned the T.V. on to find out I now have 3,000,000 channels! I'm not sure who put that satellite on my roof but thanks!
just bought a toilet brush, gee that thing hurts so I'll just stick with the toilet paper
That uneasy moment when you realise Facebook has made more CHANGES than OBAMA.
I'm not into sports, but I'll watch women's beach volleyball if it's on.
Love is pain, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
You know your in the south when you can get your fried chicken and gas at the same store... 