Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
iRIP: Steve Jobs as I sit here and learned about your death straight from the device you have invented the iPhone. Now as you set on your iCloud to the pearly gates. We will remember the greatest entrepreneur of our time. - Sent from my iPhone #1955-2011 
You'll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you'll never lose women, chasing money.
Life is harder for the beautiful people. I'm sorry you'll never know.
That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone's status.
a womans mind is like a baby's diaper...gets changed many times throughout the day
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen.
I guess MACs don't last longer then PCs........too soon IGuess
I've come to realize I have very few friends at work. I have acquaintances, and approximately half of them will sell you out in a heartbeat.
Did anybody try turning Steve Jobs off and then back on again? That usually works.
Pancreatic cancer...There isn't an App for that.
Nobody ever pays me in gum ( -_-)
Looks like Steve Jobs is on his iCloud.
new stick of deodorant today:) instructions say: "open and push up bottom" I can't walk properly now but whenevey I fart the room smells lovely :D
FOX News is reporting that Obama is being questioned for killing Jobs
Rest iPeace Steve Jobs
I was pretty pissed about the fake iPhone5 too though...
iDead..Rest in Peace Steve Jobs...you created great machines I can't afford :[
Steve Jobs tombstone: iDied
saying sorry in advance for any overuse of "21 Questions" Facebook e-mail notifications. I'm just really curious to find out who thinks I have a cute butt 