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just once i'd like to see a Price Is Right contestant who is confident enough to make their own decisions 
When we start seeing our posts used by comedians...It's time to band together and sue!
An Italian chick Linda Orsini, had a lesbi@n girlfriend named Jeannie. To her partner she said, "let's have pasta in bed", and they both enjoyed cunnilinguini.
is just me or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?
If today were a fish, I'd throw it back.
If your nuts happen to itch while in public, best way is to scratch it from the inside of your pants pocket.
has problems with asthma. Like what the hell is the 'th' in there for?
I love Halloween. All these slutty outfits have me scared stiff.
If life is a highway, that totally explains my inability to merge on to it.
No doubt, a woman's body is home to the world's best man-caves.
Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you're counting punches.
Not all women are crazy. Some are dead.
Whenever a couple tells me that their baby was born premature, I glare accusingly at the father.
there once was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in a canoe. He dreamed of a genie, that tickled his weiny. And woke up with a hand full of goo.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I...
not a piece of meat! Though I suppose, technically, I could be turned into several pieces of meat pretty easily
Easiest way to get someones attention......look at them lean over to someone else and start whispering
Instead of porn I just watch tennis with my eyes closed,,:~/
In life it doesn't matter what people say about you... Most of them f##kers dont even know the real you, so who gives a toss what a bunch of sad twisted plebs think... The people who love and respect you the most know the person you really are.
Can't everybody just pool the money, buy the Barcelona team and share them out on a club-by-club, week-by-week basis? 