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These girls in my online class are sooo hot hot. ... Oh wait nevermind, that's just internet porn. 
Kim Jong il last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.
Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/
Jesus had a snuggie first
The phases of a Relationship: 1. ;-) 2. :-* 3. XOXO 4. XXX 5. EX
Thank goodness Jon Bon Jovi is alive after all, Nickleback would be nothing without him.
dont ask me to lower my standards for you to raise your average!!
Attention everyone: Jon Bon Jovi isn't dead, just his career
if cannibal kids are in the yard playing with neighborhood children, is that considered "playing with their food"?
why did it have to be Kim Jong Il...why couldn't it have been Beiber
Saab filing for bankruptcy? Such a Saab story.
Someone crafted this little gingerbread man out of cookie dough and lovingly baked it. Now I have to explain to him about death.
I'm so good in bed that my privates were promoted straight to generals.
North Korea is retiring all size 3 women's shoes and size 87 sunglasses in honor of Kim Jong Il's death.
We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence.
During the holiday season"s prisoners should only be aloud to watch the travel channel 24/7..
i wasn't that drunk ?!!! dude you threw a toothpick in the forest, and yelled "ur home "
OH my god!!!!! are you crying ?!!!! no I`m impersonating a fountain. j
You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important, that without them, you feel like nothing, 