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x² + why +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 TRUST ME, You need this in life. 
The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....
I just got a letter from my boomerang.... It said when I get a decent job and quit the drinking,,,,,,,,,,,,,( well, you know )
boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once
Setting up eggs on the fence and letting the kids shoot at 'em with paintball guns. That's how we do it in the country!
Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.
I bet most of you are the kind of a$$holze that would bet one dollar more than me on The Price is Right.
Pouring out a jar of marshmallow fluff. For my Peeps.
people say "when pigs fly" but dont police have police helicopters...pigs are already flying
When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
Anaconda Malt Liquor the only malt liquor approved by the american government and when you pop the top the panties drop
Ever since I heard Drakes real name ie Aubrey I cant take him serious whem he says "ill catch a body"
My wife's leaving me because of my obsession with Africa. Kenya believe that? Ghana be a messy divorce.
Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running.
In a group picture, there is always the retard that does the peace sign.
Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!
There is a big difference between hating you and losing respect for you.
Showed the kids here how to eat corn-on-the-cob typewriter style........ Now explaining typewriter.
when butterflies fall in love...do they feel humans in their stomach?
This Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt is taking forever... 