Funny Status Messages

   Where is that guy who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein for almost two decades? Oh yeah! LOL He's your leader now LMFAO Those of you with teen daughters? You should get them in a position as an intern. So he can put them in a position.

   It's so funny watching all these Teslas get vandalized. This is the best television in years. Can't wait until the riots !

   Not living in 'Murica is the greatest. It's like when you drive by the homeless and see them living in tents and think to yourself "Thank Christ that's not me." We feel the same about the States lol

   Today we're laughing at all the Veterans losing their benefits. GLORIOUS!

   Now that someone vandalized my Tesla, I'm voting for Timpon, said no one.

   Where’s the child sniffer at these days? Oh yeah..he’s riddled with dementia so they have to hide him from the public.

   ...and the meltdown continues!

   Psssst, he doesn't give a damn about Isreal.

   Sleepy Joe is 1000x the man and President than that sack of s*** in office right now is.

   Alabama man pardoned by Biden just arrested again for drugs and guns. Great job by the autopen.

   Facebook keeps notifying me about people's birthdays like I bake cakes or something.

   I tried to play hide and seek. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.

   The right praising their king for the astronaut rescue when it was actually planned by the Biden administration back in August HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

   This year, he inherited one of the strongest economies in history with the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years, the inflation rate at 2%, and the stock market increased by 48%. And destroyed it in 30 days. GLORIOUS!

   Facts Don't Lie. In 2017, he inherited a 75-consecutive month of economic growth and destroyed it in 4 years time.

   There's a group of all laughing about how tacky and ridiculous the Oval Office looks now. Look it up. It looks like a Spencer's Gifts. No surprise here though - it is the office to the tackiest, most ridiculous goof on the planet.

   For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose. Learn the law, dipsh*t lol

   Judicial coup happening... federal judges going to be impeached. GLORIOUS!

   Felon47 lost three huge rulings yesterday. 24,000 federal workers return to work in 18 different agencies; The reinstatement of the USAID; trans people can serve in the military..... What a loser hahahahaha

   Murica'. Home Of The Cowards and Land Of The Flaccid lolz