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When this is all over, we'll need to wear our masks backwards for 3 to 4 weeks to get our ears back to normal... 
Thanksgiving tip #23: Call your dad now and ask him what the WiFi password is so he has time to find the little piece of paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
The only way Kyle Rittenhouse loses his case is if the judge allows the jury to mail in their verdict
30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.
STDs are not Pokémon, you don’t have to catch them all, Kim Kardashian.
Instead of turkey, I'm Having Grey Goose For Thanksgiving Dinner.
Before Facebook, I never realized so many people had Birthdays...
State Farm is hoping no one will notice when they replace Aaron Rodgers with a black guy.
All I'm saying is, you don't see many face tattoos on Jeopardy!
Okay we get it 50-something washed up bar sl~ts. No need to post pics every other day feigning you're having a good time at some boring nightclub.
Honk if you are flying south for the winter in a V formation.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll do it.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Of all the terrible ways to be woken up I think, “mommy, my fart is on the floor,” takes the cake.
what if there is no placebo effect and sugar is just really healthy in pill form
Let’s run the bell commercial we’ve been playing for the past 17 years and take the month of December off– The Hershey Kisses Marketing Team
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend has clearly never worn leggings.
Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can drink today.
Because the military is land of the free home of there brave, and pride month is a man that talks like a fairy and wears a man bun and probably paints his nails. Just sayin' 