Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Good morning haters!

   When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has been activated. Abort mission.

   If not for the laughing emoji and asd hominem attacks the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to say.

   He not give flying f*ck about your military. Which make our job so much easier in end. Россия навсегда

   How has SecDef Hegseth not briefed POTUS on the missing U.S. soldiers in Lithuania? This has been in the public domain for 8+ hours. Your dumb*ss country is so f*cked LOLZZZZ

   Gaslight much? His lack of knowledge or care about this situation is ANOTHER scandal. This loser has zero clue what’s happening in his administration.

   Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!

   GaryBlownig... you steal so well.

   Four Am*rican soldiers are missing in Lithuania, and the "president" didn't even know about it. Because the guy in charge of the military? Is yet another f**king M*G* MORON.

   I hear lots of jokes I can steal.

   GaryKoenig... ghey blade.

   GaryKoenig... hear any dry jokes lately that you can steal? Walker.

   Shhhh hear that??? (Hears crickets). That's the sound of your audience to your bad jokes.

   Says the guy who keeps insulting random strangers on the Internet and who won't even reveal himself.

   ScaryKoenig and his mum. Took turns licking grandpa's bum. When they're done with all their fun. Gary licks his grandmum's c~m.

   GaryKoenig sits in his dead mother's attic rubbing one out to her daily.

   Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs aren't one of them.

   Loser huh??? I'm not the one sitting in my mother's basement bullying and making fun of other people and trying to remain anonymous about it! If you're going to bully someone, why don't you show yourself???

   Newsflash: the chat that was leaked contained nothing of importance. No classified info. Dems just stirring up nonsense as usual.

   GaryKoenig even rips off insults. Loser.